A downloadable SHIT for Windows

AN ENDLESS TURN-BASED CLICKER SHOOTER GAME SET IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

Hello there young lads! Do you like shooting a shit ton every so turn while having someone with all-caps shout at you in the app's title and during the tutorial about how stupid you are?

THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

This was a little game that I decided to make over the theme called "Combine two Incompatible Genres". I originally chose turn-based and clicker but it went quite over the top, I'm not even sure if this technically fits as a turn-based game anymore. But who cares!

HERE ARE SOME FEATURES:

  • All-caps shouting in the save file, caption, and in the tutorial.
  • Sprites ripped off of every single corner of the itch.io market.
  • Endless shooting!
  • Anxiety caused by monsters slowly walking up to you every turn ;)
  • Shittingly scribbled signs for your upgrades!
  • Absolutely NO effort put into the GUI :>
  • Actual kickass music NOT made by me.

This is the first time I've ever made a game with my own self-imposed deadline and theme, so please do roast and criticize the game as much as you can :D


Music Credit: Ludum Dare 30, Track Two by (Abstraction).  http://abstractionmusic.bandcamp.com/

NOW GO HAVE FUN, YOU ABHORRENT CABBAGES!


NOTE: If you get an error that has "Data structure index not found" or some shit in  it, just click Ignore. Otherwise, send a screenshot of it in the comments so I can squash that shitty ass bug.

Download

Download
THE ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKING GAME - patch 0.7z 24 MB

Install instructions

GO DOWNLOAD WINRAR AND OR WINZIP AND EXTRACT THE FILE WITH ONE OF THOSE APPLICATIONS. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

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